What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?