When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why are puppies so flexible?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did President Hoover say at the fireworks show?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do cows love visiting big cities?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?