What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?