What do you call a reindeer with no manners?
Rude-olph.
What did the cow say when her calf fibbed?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do vampires stash their savings?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?