Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
Where does a meal go for a quick rest?
What did April say about all the tournament hype?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a ghost who loves the holidays?
What did the elephant do after stubbing its toe?
Who sits by the lake but won't jump in?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a dog that meditates?