Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?