What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Roast beef.
What nationality are most fish?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What makes music in your hair?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?