What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's the slowest 5k?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?