My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?