What car is the perfect size for mice?
A minivan.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?