Why do pigs enjoy football so much?
They hog the ball.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?