Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a calm ocean at the holidays?
What did the other calves call the one who followed the rules?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?