How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?