How do campers send news?
By trail mail.
Why are computers good at golf?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why was the dog overweight?
What animal loves baseball the most?
What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a golfer's scariest bedtime story?