Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which animal has the most unpredictable moods?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a tough tournament loss?
What nationality are most fish?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do doctors stay so calm under pressure?