Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What games do ants play with elephants?
What school do kids beg for in summer?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the other calves call the one who followed the rules?
What did one rabbit say about the other's new style?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?