Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the cat run from the tree?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?