What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?