What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Which elf is the best singer?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the border collie get a raise?