What's black, white, and spins all day?
A dizzy penguin.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do nosey peppers do?
How do bears keep cool?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?