Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
How do fleas travel?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What insect runs away from everything?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?