Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why don't ostriches fly much?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why was the librarian asked to leave the airplane?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?