What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do little fish love to play with?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do sprinters eat before a race?