Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
They always drop the ball.
Why can you never find the number nine?
What words make the best athletes?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What did the flower say to its growing child?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?