What's the smelliest part of a football field?
The foul line.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the cow get promoted?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which sauce has the most horsepower?