Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?