Why does grandma bake so fast?
She works in nana-seconds.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?