Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Why watch your step in a pet storm?
Why does Santa like gardening?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Who do faithful dogs look up to?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do math teachers eat for lunch?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why do players go out for breakfast after games?