What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Why is a computer so smart?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?