What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
What's a dad's favorite spring flower?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which president always seems to show up in your wallet?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?