What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Bridge.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?