Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What animal has the most fun?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?