Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Because they flounder.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?