What do you call two dentists who never agree?
Molar opposites.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How does a cow do math?