Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?