What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why are winter days great?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?