What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Who do fish visit for a quick loan?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What makes two medical opinions confusing?
Which dogs are top of the class in science?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a machine that lifts snacks?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?