How do you make antifreeze?You steal her blanket.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat's a worm's favorite holiday?See PunchlineWhy do porcupines always win the game?See PunchlineWhich sport is always misbehaving?See PunchlineWhy did the car pull over to take a nap?See PunchlineWhat do farmers chat about while milking cows?See PunchlineWhy did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?See PunchlineWhat did the robot want for Christmas?See PunchlineWhy is April the cleanest month of all?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?See PunchlineWhat did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?See PunchlineWho invented Daylight Saving Time?See PunchlineWhy is it hard to hire a clown?See PunchlineWhy did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?See PunchlineWhy does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?See PunchlineWhy did the tree visit the dentist?See PunchlineWhich U.S. First Lady loved gardening?See PunchlineWhat does a puppy say when someone surprises it?See PunchlineWhy did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?See PunchlineWhat did the baby laptop call her father?See PunchlineWhat is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?See PunchlineWhich position did the kitten play on the baseball team?See Punchline
