What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
They're put on house arrest.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?