How did the pirate call his mother?
On his aye-phone.
What should you wear to a tea party?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?