Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Who do faithful dogs say their prayers to?