Why did the chef love snow days?
More chili weather.
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What makes a great mom in the kitchen?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?