What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Train up a child in the way he should go.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?