What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?