What sound does a witch's car make?
Broom broom!
How do amoebas make calls?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?