Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
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How does the sun listen to music?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What says: oom oom oom?
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Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?