What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Grace.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a flying police officer?