What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?