What do you call a van full of professors?
A smart car.
Why did the two basketball players make a great couple?
Why did the tree visit the dentist?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why are computers good at golf?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a cow that gets too close to the fire?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Which tree can't stop crying?