Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why do trees try new things every fall?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?